we had an REday today, and these are some of the quotes me and my mate lor, found funny:

sa-ved. It is like saved...... only better.
me: i wanna call my first cat jesus.
lor: yeah you're at the vets...... Jesus!? Jesus needs his flea jab!

things we need to do:
see a priest raving
camp out in a church, think the priest is Jesus and hit him with a candle stick.

this is lauras explaination for how two lesbians can have a baby:
when a mummy and mummy love each other ever much, they ask god...... (snorts of laughter) WHAT it worked for Mary

Mr Hawkins (this new RE teachers we didnt really know):
Boys brains work in random ways.
I cant make you work (brings swets to bribe)
(tool box full of sweets)
Give a child a lolly to shut it up.
Jemilia, build a bridge and get over it.
When Harry waves his wand "in what sense of the word sir!?" when harry potter waves his wand the magic is not in the wand until ..........
Lewis,(Crawshaw, i cant spell his last name), dont call me mate, it implies we are friends when we are not.